I had a bad day today! AH! I will, again, mock it with another slew full of lessons learned:

1) Don't skip dance class the day before spring break. You might miss a five minute combination and look like an ass when you don't know it upon your return to the class, the tuesday after the spring break.

2) Power bars, though they are cheap, yes, make a terrible lunch and are a waste of money that you don't have.

3) Don't try to compete in the theater world unless you have an MFA in theater performance. (That was Desdemona from the Guthrie's advice.)

4) You are not Lisa when it comes to writing papers.

5) If you really want to blow Nora's self esteem, tell her that her prose is bad. And tell her right after she had the comforting thought, "It's okay that you aren't good enough of an actor to get into Yale Drama, because you are a steller writer, and you enjoy writing more than acting, anyway."

6) Repentence is really just an act of self-indulgent remorse (that was from the AmDram prof)

7) Life stinks. (Also from the AmDram prof)

8) Everything you use to get you through life (i.e. God) will fail you (AmDram Prof once more)

9)Stop trying to make life more than it is. It stinks (AmDram man again)

10) Life is a constant process of settling for the smaller dream (AmDram, of course!)

11) Cheer up, things could get worse. (Guess who)

Oh, and:

12) Don't spend two years involved with a guy that lives with his highschool girlfriend. He's gonna marry her, eventually. And lie to you, alot.