I think I'm going to write a commentary on Christianity in America called "It's in the Bible so it Must Be Okay." There will be the following Chapters: "The Burning Bush" (religion and american politics) "The Breastplate of Rye-Cheese-Mess" (watered down, or "accessable" Christianity), "Caution, Jesus is God," (Jesus and fear), "The Most Segregated Hour," (segregation of the Church--that's Church with a capital C), "Join my Cult" (Christian Organization).

And then I will be slaughtered.